1 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:20,846 Previously on Call Me Fitz. 2 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:21,760 We've finally come together to 3 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,762 give this baby a home. 4 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,374 And exploit his ass to sell cars. 5 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,853 [giggles] 6 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,900 Told you this family friendly crap was an ass move. 7 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,423 If the mom's won't come to Fitzy, 8 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,991 Fitzy will come to the moms. 9 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:37,080 Richard Fitzpatrick, President and CEO of 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,821 Fitzpatrick Motors. 11 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:39,952 Where the fuck are all the cars? 12 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:41,041 They were reposed. 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,433 I leae you alone for 3 fucking hours 14 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,435 and you get us repoed by a loan shark? 15 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,093 Fuck. 16 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,921 You want to make money to get your dealership back? 17 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,792 Here's how it's going to roll. 18 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,098 Stogies? 19 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,274 Gummy Worms? 20 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:58,101 Bleach?! 21 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,668 A brothel scam. 22 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,934 Who want's some old spice? 23 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,196 Just get us another round of mommy juice 24 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:09,069 would you sweetheart? 25 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,942 On your marks, get set, go! 26 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,511 We raked in almost seven large. 27 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,295 Should be enough to get our fleet back. 28 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,776 Which I tucked away in a place so shitty, 29 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,692 no man dare ever look. 30 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,172 Fuck. 31 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,392 Someone stole the fucking baby. 32 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,833 I've lost a ton of shit in my day: 33 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:40,926 deals, women, weeks, elections, erections, 34 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:44,887 bodies, my train of thought... 35 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:47,629 What was I talking about? 36 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:48,804 Richard! 37 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:49,544 There you are. 38 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:50,849 Stuff it, panty liner. 39 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,460 I lost something, I can't concentrate 40 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,505 when you're whining. 41 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,640 Losing is for losers. 42 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,032 Half the crap that goes missing, 43 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,818 you never needed in the first place. 44 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,124 Right. 45 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,168 Trousers are not the only thing 46 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,604 you forgot, Mister. 47 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:10,913 Just get my pants, dick magnet. 48 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:14,917 Just remember that everything lost can be replaced. 49 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,659 If you can just remember what the fuck it was... 50 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:18,921 Hey, Richard. 51 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:19,922 How about we play a game of hotter colder 52 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,053 to figure out the thing that 53 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,098 you forgot? 54 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:22,707 I forgot to punch you in the throat? 55 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:23,230 Cold. 56 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,274 Very cold. 57 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,369 Your son! 58 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,809 You lost your baby son! 59 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,509 Oh, yeah. 60 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:42,553 That. 61 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:44,816 [♪ ♪] 62 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:54,913 ♪ Without you I'd find my smile ♪ 63 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:59,918 ♪ Without you, I'd'a won by a mile ♪ 64 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:06,142 ♪ Without you Oh life would be so grand ♪ 65 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:10,929 ♪ Without you I'm half a man ♪ 66 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:14,759 ♪ With out you 67 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:22,419 ♪ Without youuu 68 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,900 ♪ Without you. 69 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:28,817 A human being, Larry. 70 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,079 Who the fuck loses that? 71 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,776 I don't know that I did, Richard. 72 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,865 Of course you did. 73 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:34,866 I am so sorry. 74 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,564 That innocent bundle of potential. 75 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,696 Why, Larry, you monster. 76 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:39,654 Will you focus, you retarded 77 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:40,611 stripper pole. 78 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:41,699 You're right. 79 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:42,613 You're right, let's breathe and 80 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:43,832 focus on the good here. 81 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:44,833 You, you have a rosy shade of 82 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,400 "fatherly" glow in your cheeks. 83 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,836 Don't gay this up. 84 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:48,793 This is about one thing - 85 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,926 Saving your perfect baby boy. 86 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,319 Fucking whoever is messing with us. 87 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,929 What's with all the goddamned racket? 88 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,583 Your mother's sleeping off a quart. 89 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,758 Numbnuts lost my kid. 90 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,107 Jesus. 91 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,327 A fucking human being, Larry? 92 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,676 OK, listen up. 93 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:02,807 Typical. 94 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,026 Family meeting and no one tells me. 95 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,070 This is my house too, you know? 96 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:05,941 Shut the hole where the 97 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,203 retard noises come from. 98 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,553 You are rubber and I am glue. 99 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,250 Hey! 100 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:10,946 Something, something, 101 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,034 fuck off, Dick. 102 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,078 Will you focus the fuck on what 103 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,036 I'm saying. 104 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,820 Our future is at stake here. 105 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:18,214 The key to the fucking Fitzpatrick legacy. 106 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:20,042 You're right, sir, and by golly we will 107 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:23,741 get our rightful heir and son of a Fitz back! 108 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,875 I'm talking about the dealership. 109 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,311 I don't care about the kid. 110 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,705 We lost Meghan for two weeks once. 111 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,359 Oh Daddy, you'll never lose me. 112 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,229 See? 113 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,448 Kids are like the herp. 114 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,188 They always come back. 115 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,799 Now, gimme the dough from the 116 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:38,930 brothel scam. 117 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,410 I'll take care of our debt and get 118 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,716 the dealership back. 119 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:42,978 We'll worry about the kid later. 120 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:43,935 Yeah, and do not fear! 121 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,546 Josh said he stashed the money 122 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,112 in a safe place. 123 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,594 [in unison] Fuck!! 124 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:52,944 Josh! 125 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:01,257 Where are you, Fitzpatrick? 126 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:06,871 Aha! 127 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:15,750 You stashed the loot up the kid's ass? 128 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,708 Gross, no. 129 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,407 I put it in his diaper. 130 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,408 It's perfect, right? 131 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:22,365 Who's that little guy gonna tell? 132 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,888 You lost the baby and the money? 133 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,847 I am ssss, so sorry. 134 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:28,980 How are we gonna pay the loan back now, 135 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:29,807 dick-clot? 136 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,156 Wait! 137 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,680 Dirty diapers! 138 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,770 Yes! 139 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,511 Oh, oh God! 140 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,034 Oh no! 141 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:44,126 [groans] 142 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,259 Yeah, I changed the kid's diaper 143 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:50,393 late last night before I stashed the cash. 144 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,134 And you didn't think to mention that? 145 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:53,265 [laughs] 146 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:54,136 Pack your shit and hit the bricks. 147 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,050 Wha- What did I do?! 148 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,486 Useless Fuck! 149 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,097 Jimmy and his guys are animals. 150 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:00,185 If we don't come up with that cash, 151 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,404 we not going to make it 152 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,405 to cocktail hour. 153 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,015 Don't get your panties in a knot. 154 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:04,973 I'll take care of this. 155 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,496 Just like I always do. 156 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:07,758 Don't worry, sir. 157 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,281 We'll find that poor, defenseless Fitzlet. 158 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:12,241 Or that child's name isn't... 159 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:14,765 We should really think of a name 160 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,245 for that child. 161 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:21,772 Hey, fellas. 162 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:22,773 The ah, dishes are done. 163 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:23,861 Hey! 164 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:24,775 You do not speak unless you are 165 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:25,602 spoken to... 166 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:26,298 whatever your name is. 167 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,561 Bruce. 168 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:28,866 I keep telling you, mate. 169 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,041 What is he saying? 170 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:30,912 I don't understand, what he's saying? 171 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:31,739 It is as if he has marbles 172 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:32,957 in his mouth. 173 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,441 Now cousin, as your elder - 174 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,051 Ah, but I am your elder now. 175 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:40,878 That is nonsense. 176 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,923 Much-sense. 177 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,708 Consult our falsified passports. 178 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,753 Fine. 179 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,369 Our passports. 180 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,588 They're gone. 181 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,981 Somebody has stolen our stolen identities! 182 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,766 Bruce the Dishwasher. 183 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,158 Oh. Because something goes missing it must 184 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,726 be our illegal alien laborer? 185 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:05,076 Verrry interesting. 186 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,644 Oh, can I help you fellow 187 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,864 North American citizen? 188 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,256 We need to help each other. 189 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:12,823 What do you mean, broseph? 190 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,303 You know. 191 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:15,478 And you know what I know. 192 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,827 And I know that. 193 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:17,872 Cousin. 194 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,833 The sickly, bleached guinea pig 195 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,487 is a prosecutor of the law. 196 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:25,706 Play along. 197 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,102 We will scratch your back as much as 198 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,277 you would like. 199 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,192 A vigorous back scratching. 200 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:38,240 We're both after the same thing. 201 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,589 The illegal alien? 202 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,724 Exactly. 203 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,813 If you see him or anyone like him - 204 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,858 or anyone named Fitzpatrick - 205 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,599 then you telecommunicate with me. 206 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,122 I'll do the same. 207 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:55,910 Here's my numeric sequence. 208 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:59,130 It's been a pleasure, gentlemen. 209 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,699 At last, a white devil 210 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,614 that talks sense. 211 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:26,941 [♪ ♪] 212 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,072 Devon. 213 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,160 Ali. 214 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,248 It's Fitz. 215 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,511 Look, I'm just uh, checking in. 216 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:35,732 About - uh - you know - parenting stuff. 217 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,255 Look call me. 218 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,300 Now. 219 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,694 Where the hell is she? 220 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,654 Really Larry, a lost baby poster! 221 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,090 What the hell are you thinking? 222 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,310 Uh, about finding the lost baby? 223 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,573 Competition finds out you lost the kid, 224 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,575 our family angle is in the shitter; 225 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,707 and Devon - I'll never hear the end of it 226 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:54,925 from that broad. 227 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,797 Yeah, she might be upset that we misplaced 228 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:57,711 her child. 229 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,016 That she abandoned. 230 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,235 Who'd want to take a kid? 231 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,585 Well, most kidnappings are perpetrated by 232 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,282 someone known to the victim. 233 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,849 Be it wives, ex-wives, jealous lovers ... 234 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,634 He's three months old. 235 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,331 Well, we know that your family doesn't want him. 236 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,115 And the only other place you take him 237 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,377 is to that bar. 238 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:13,509 Hawking the baby on the black market was 239 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,597 the Ruptals' idea. 240 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:15,816 Fuck, Larry. 241 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:19,036 It's those carpet bombing mother-fucks. 242 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,603 You're welcome. 243 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:23,258 [vacuum] 244 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,744 Why is everything so clean? 245 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,703 Since when do we have a vacuum? 246 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:42,059 Where the fuck is my yogilates mat? 247 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:42,843 [gasp] 248 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,975 What. The. 249 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,020 Da-dee!! 250 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,675 What is it now? 251 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,806 You know how long it takes me to 252 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:50,894 squeeze out a piss these days? 253 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,069 There was a vacuum there. 254 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,505 And now there's not. 255 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,770 And look, someone cleaned. 256 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,865 Fuck. It's the gay mob all over again. 257 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,867 The mob does floors? 258 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:07,868 It's a warning From Jimmy and 259 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:08,999 his goons. 260 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,218 If they don't get that scratch, 261 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,873 it's gonna be a fight to remember. 262 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,744 Just like the good old days. 263 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:15,615 Wait, what? 264 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,398 They were in the house? 265 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,791 Goons? 266 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,357 They might hurt me. 267 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,881 They might even rape me! 268 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:24,667 They don't hire blind goons, moron. 269 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,844 Ok, so what's the plan. 270 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:28,976 Am I playing respectful cop or 271 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,107 understanding cop? 272 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,195 Should we just grab the baby and run, 273 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,719 or should we get an appetizer first? 274 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,242 What the fuck? 275 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:37,462 Limpdick. I should have known. 276 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,812 Ahoy-hoy, gentlemen. 277 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:41,684 Tis I, your fearless captain. 278 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,555 Of the S.S. Batshit? 279 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,645 Very droll, earthling, but it is dreams 280 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,211 which fill this vessel's sails 281 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,909 as it tacks among the stars. 282 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,388 You fucking nut bar. 283 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,563 You were always obsessed with 284 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,521 that kid. 285 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,696 Gimme my son! 286 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,699 You lost the communications device? 287 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,092 Pardon me. 288 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,267 You probably know it better by its Earth name. 289 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,660 Your bay-bee. 290 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,226 I need it to reestablish a link to the aliens 291 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,489 to let them know I'm ready for pickup. 292 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,795 Open the short bus or I'll do it 293 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,014 with what's left of your fucking head. 294 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,406 Yeah, hang on, Baby! 295 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,278 Uncle Larry's coming! 296 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,195 Oh wow! 297 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,893 That is a lot of crazy... 298 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,242 Ali Devon?! 299 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,287 Oh hi Larry. 300 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,549 You let him kidnap you too? 301 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,290 Quick question fellas. 302 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,465 On a scale from three to seventeen, 303 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,597 how much does a taser hurt? 304 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,164 [zap] 305 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,209 Awwww! 306 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,610 The wheels on the kidnapper's van 307 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,611 don't go round and round cause 308 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,787 spaceships don't have wheels, 309 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,397 they have hover fields, 310 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,704 all the live long day. 311 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:46,749 Everybody - 312 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,577 Pssst. 313 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,710 Hey, don't worry. 314 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,929 For a brain-damaged psychopath, 315 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,323 he's actually pretty nice, 316 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,541 well except for the whole... 317 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,586 kidnapping thing. 318 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:01,155 Wow, you're full-on Stockholm. 319 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,027 Could be. 320 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,769 It has been a while since I've seen daylight. 321 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,640 And I'm happy to see you, 322 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,338 which makes zero sense. 323 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,819 It makes perfect sense. 324 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,777 He can lead us to the 325 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,778 communication device. 326 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,432 Your bay-bee. 327 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:17,911 Fuck. 328 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,521 So, Chester. 329 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,392 How exactly do you communicate with 330 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:25,396 the aliens via a little baby? 331 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,702 That's crazy talk. 332 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,660 Aliens communicate by sending messages 333 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,488 in DNA protein. 334 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,664 The baby is just a homing beacon. 335 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,579 Uh huh. 336 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,624 Right. 337 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,408 What the fuc- 338 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,845 While were on the subject, 339 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,063 Richard has really turned the corner 340 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,587 and he is one heck of a dad now. 341 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:48,245 Oh, wow that is so nice to hear. 342 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,639 I mean that's why I left our son with him. 343 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,684 Sure I was on a downward spiral 344 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,644 of self-loathing and crippling postpartum 345 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,472 depression, but I always knew 346 00:12:57,472 --> 00:13:00,736 that Fitz would grow into becoming a father. 347 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,433 Don't say anything about your dick. 348 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,261 Fine then you say something about it... 349 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,133 Or better yet, do something about it. 350 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,656 It is right here. 351 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,967 A-hem. 352 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,795 How about we control our baser urges 353 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,797 in front of Larry and focus on finding 354 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,450 the lost baby. 355 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:22,714 Lost baby? 356 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,065 Our baby? 357 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,808 Not lost. 358 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,766 We think someone took him. 359 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:31,811 Hello? 360 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,596 If anything happens to my baby, 361 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,382 I will fucking kill you! 362 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,735 Quit fighting or, so help me Zorth, 363 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,824 I will turn this spaceship around 364 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,216 and drive us off a cliff. 365 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,565 Just kidding. 366 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,610 Maybe. 367 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,352 That's it! 368 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:59,229 ♪ Work your body, work your body bitch ow! ♪ 369 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,809 Motherfucker! 370 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,986 Who the fuck took my anal bleach? 371 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,297 I can't believe it. 372 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,341 [gasp] 373 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,785 Aghhhh! 374 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,091 Jimmy. 375 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,745 What the fuck? 376 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,094 Where's my threatening call? 377 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:38,790 I've been waiting all day. 378 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,791 Aw, sorry, Ken. 379 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,793 Was I supposed to shake you down? 380 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,491 And lay off the Molly Maid warning schtick. 381 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,709 I'm good for the cash. 382 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,450 I didn't send anyone. 383 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,279 Rico's in for varicose vein treatment all week. 384 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,759 I'll get to it. 385 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,196 It's time we meet face to face, fucktard, 386 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,373 and Ibetterpay up by tonight, or else. 387 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,809 Come on, show some goddamn respect 388 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,246 for your craft. 389 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,118 I saw something in the bathroom, Daddy. 390 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,599 Someone was in there. 391 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,818 Showtime! Ha ha ha ha! 392 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,304 Right on time. 393 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,827 Now you sit tight while I go find 394 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,090 the baby-beacon. 395 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,308 Then why do you need us? 396 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,353 I don't. 397 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,790 Except Ali. 398 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,793 Who's to become my celestial bride. 399 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,360 Either that or they'll turn her 400 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,622 into a coat. 401 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,318 The overlords weren't a hundred per cent 402 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,667 clear on that. 403 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,973 Oh Chester. 404 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,844 There's something I have to tell you. 405 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,107 I am an alien. 406 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:41,114 And I have hid the key to the spaceship. 407 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,683 I knew there was something 408 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,815 off about you... 409 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,556 You're a liar! 410 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,079 Aliens don't use keys. 411 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,647 They unlock things with star fruit. 412 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,865 Right. Right. 413 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:54,692 Of course. 414 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,477 Of course uh... 415 00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:00,002 You have passed my test, earthling 416 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,048 and have proven you are worthy to 417 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:05,225 traipse among the stars. 418 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,705 You don't need a kid to signal the ship. 419 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,665 You can use a signal fire. 420 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:16,888 Scratch that. 421 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,847 You're a horrible liar. 422 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,632 But it's not a bad idea... 423 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:24,896 Are you fucking kidding me, 424 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,246 a signal fire? 425 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,727 What the fuck is wrong with you?. 426 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,079 A warehouse inferno will make an 427 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,385 excellent signal fire. 428 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,001 [groans] 429 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,002 Sorry. 430 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,656 What's that smell? 431 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,615 It's gasoline, taint-licker. 432 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,833 Any final requests? 433 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,704 Sinatra? 434 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,705 [phone rings] 435 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,706 Well, can can I answer my phone? 436 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,494 I can't trust you to do that. 437 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,061 Ahoy-hoy. 438 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:03,413 Come to fifteen-fifteen Commercial Avenue. 439 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,550 Did you hear that? 440 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:14,424 You sit tight and I'll be back real soon, okay? 441 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,209 Toodles. 442 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,777 Um, aren't I your celestial bride? 443 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,694 Oh silly, you can't burn a star. 444 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,049 [maniacal laughter] 445 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,674 Well that was close. 446 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,594 Fuck! 447 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:57,076 Gotcha, you creepy, peepy, fuck! 448 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,077 Now! 449 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,863 Hands Up! 450 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,734 Ah! Don't shoot! 451 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,214 Woah! 452 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,042 You're not the fucking mob. 453 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,565 I'm sorry Mr. F. 454 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,872 You said I was useless and then I got stoned, 455 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,222 and then I started dusting... 456 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,963 and now I can't stop every time I smoke a bowl. 457 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,313 You sick fuck. 458 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,358 I know. 459 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,489 I'm cleaning the fucking grout 460 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:20,490 between tiles, man. 461 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,883 You gotta help me. 462 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,537 I've been hiding in here taking naps so I can 463 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,755 clean around the clock. 464 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,279 Do something, Daddy. 465 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,368 Get your shit out of here. 466 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,064 Of course sir. 467 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:32,067 Not you, her. 468 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,590 He's taking your room. 469 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,504 What?! 470 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,723 You can't do that. 471 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,680 At least the hippie fuck pulls his 472 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,552 weight around here. 473 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,118 [gasps] 474 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,641 What. 475 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,382 You wanna be roomies? 476 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,774 Don't touch me! 477 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,649 Oh, just a little to the left. 478 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,737 Oh yeah! 479 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,521 Richard, now is not the time! 480 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,610 If I get through this rope, 481 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:54,698 I'm going to chew it off 482 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,178 and make you choke on it. 483 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,919 Don't you gang up on me. 484 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,703 Piss! 485 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:00,487 What'd you run out of insults? 486 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,923 - No. - Larry, Piss. 487 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:02,793 On the fire. 488 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:03,620 Buy us some time. 489 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,708 Richard, I could never. 490 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,709 In front of a lady? 491 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,928 Oh right. 492 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:07,798 Because letting me burn to death would be 493 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,973 the gentlemanly thing to do? 494 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,018 Fine. 495 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,807 I hate urinating on demand. 496 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,027 Piss, you little bitch, piss! 497 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,202 Oh I never. 498 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,824 So much fire, so little pee. 499 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,652 Just put it in your pants. 500 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,871 Hey wait up. 501 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,525 Thanks Larry, middle of fucking nowhere. 502 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,743 What if they hurt him? 503 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,224 I swear to God Fitz, if there is one scratch 504 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,486 on that baby - 505 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,749 Ali, believe me, Richard cares about 506 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:46,620 that baby just as much as you do. 507 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,664 Yeah. 508 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,318 Little fucker stole my money. 509 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,190 I need it to buy the dealership back. 510 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,582 You see? 511 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,757 He doesn't give a shit about 512 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,020 anyone but himself. 513 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,935 You know I have been down this road before 514 00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,286 and look where it got me. 515 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:00,982 Miss Devon. 516 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,026 Wait. 517 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,202 I think Richard's acting up because 518 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,029 he feels abandoned by his mother, 519 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,727 his father, his son. 520 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,381 And now you leaving makes it worse. 521 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,775 Yeah, yeah what he said. 522 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,603 Are you kidding? 523 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,170 You wanna know why everyone 524 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,780 abandons you, Fitz? 525 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,435 Because you deserve it. 526 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,784 You want to know how this ends? 527 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,873 Listen close you fuck 'cause here's the punch line. 528 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,745 Your liver gives out, your father's heart 529 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,313 finally implodes and no one takes over 530 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,316 your low-rent dealership when your cold rotting 531 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,796 carcasses hit the ground. 532 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,759 Reckon you could all use a lift? 533 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,977 Name's Bruce. 534 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:50,684 1515 Commercial Avenue please. 535 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,561 I have located the missing alien. 536 00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,824 He's at 1515 Commercial Avenue. 537 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,784 Do not approach the beacon. 538 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:08,310 Only I can decode the Master's protein-DNA. 539 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,531 The one sane white devil has 540 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,619 stopped making sense. 541 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,708 But, cousin?! 542 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,927 We may have located Bruce. 543 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,102 And our passports? 544 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,104 We'll soon find out. 545 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:38,732 [♪ ♪] 546 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:43,780 Time to find out whose fucking with my dealership. 547 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:53,921 Where the fuck is Jimmy? 548 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,139 Who's asking? 549 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,185 Ken fucking Fitzpatrick. 550 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,708 Don't hurt me. 551 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,711 You're Jimmy? 552 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,365 What kind of fucking muscle are you? 553 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,975 I'm not. 554 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,586 My nana says I'm skinny fat. 555 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:07,674 Where are the leg breakers? 556 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,589 The knee cappers? 557 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,155 Am I speaking Mexican? 558 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,461 It wasn't even my money. 559 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:15,595 Some guy he hired me to loan you that cash. 560 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,336 Said he didn't even want it back. 561 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,120 Who? 562 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,122 Who motherfucker?! 563 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,398 Master, is it you? 564 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,660 What is this chicanery? 565 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,445 Where is Bruce?! 566 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:52,893 Is that? 567 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:53,850 Bruce. 568 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:54,764 Where is my pipe bomb? 569 00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:55,809 Glove box. 570 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:03,730 Our passports. 571 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,427 Cousin! 572 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,255 We have made a grievous error. 573 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:09,257 Racial profiling does solve everything! 574 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,042 We have found our passports! 575 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:15,785 Open up! 576 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:28,798 Deliver your protein message 577 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,496 to me, leader. 578 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,540 I'm ready. 579 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,259 Sorry for all the cloak and dagger. 580 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:59,046 Wanted to avoid any unnecessary press. 581 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,313 Yuri. 582 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,837 Special special Assistant. 583 00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:11,232 To who? 584 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,538 Whom. 585 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,582 Ahh. 586 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,593 [bay gurgles happily] 587 00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:28,510 The beacon! 588 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,558 [baby cries] 589 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,298 Give me back my kid. 590 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:35,865 It's ok, honey. 591 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,345 Mommy's here! 592 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,007 Who the fuck are you? 593 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,760 Nooooooooooo!